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There are many ways to tell if a chick has had a proper fucking or if she had a lame lay…squirting orgasms, euphoric exhaustion, the volume of the vocals as she sings her Aria of orgasmic ecstacy…you get the picture.

This blonde FuckHerRight.com slut is eager to get her hungry mouth on one of the other sure signs of a well fucked slut…a super creamy soaking creampie pussy.

The jokes at PinkandPerfect.com are over and it’s time to get into the second half of summer and try to do all the summer things you wanted to do but never got to in the first half..cmon put down your cooler and get to the beach or at least take the drinks with you…

Now take that soothing aloe vera lotion or calamine cream and look for the babes who are pinker than perfect cos they were dumb bunnies and stayed in the sun too long.  No babe in sunburn pain is going to say no to a guy carrying along a bottle of cool and creamy relief.

FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.

After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”

The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”

Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.

While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”

“No!” she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.

“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.

“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…

FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.

PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.

If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.